Curious Genetics and DNA Google Ads

by Dr. Hsien-Hsien Lei
Posted July 26, 2007 in DNA Fun

• DNA Testing: Dude, He Really is Your Son… Not! Find Out for Sure… – This company’s writer must be a Maury Povitch fan.
• Genes Made In Germany: novel, patented technology fast, reliable, inexpensive – Does it really matter where they’re made? Well, I guess I might not want genes made in China….
  
• Learn Genetics in 24 Hrs: Rapid Learning of General Genetics. – Sign me up!
  
• 99.9999% Acurate DNA Test – So “acurate,” they can’t even spell it.
  
• Swabtest Paternity Test – It just sounds gross.
  
• Haplogroup/SNP testing: Every man fits on a branch of the Y-Chromosome Tree. Find your branch. - Better lay off those donuts before your branch breaks.
  
• Dna test: Dna Test on eBay for less. Feed your passion on eBay.co.uk! – What does eBay NOT sell?!
  
• Buy Dna test: Shop now for on time Xmas delivery 1000s of great deals on our site – May you never need to take 1000s of DNA tests.
  
• Find your roots: Test your DNA to find relatives. Solve the brick wall in your family – Wow. DNA tests can substitute for counseling?
• Which DNA Test Is For Me?: He’s Cool, Fun and Free Let the Wizard Help You Decide – I’m all for it if the wizard’s name is Harry Potter.

Seen any amusing Google ads lately?

Tags: google ads, adsense, genetics, genes, dna, humor

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Comment by David Bradley

2007-07-26 16:08:22

Google Ads are such fun….yeah, right. Interesting precision claim though 99.9999%, that’s one in a million right?

db

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Comment by Hsien

2007-07-26 16:13:57

Personally, I wouldn’t trust a DNA test that’s not 99.99999% accurate.

J/K

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Comment by David Bradley

2007-07-27 08:21:33

I’d like to see at least 99.9999999%

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Comment by alicia

2007-07-28 15:38:34

Yay for Harry Potter!

These are hysterical. Too, I’d like to know who’s giving away DNA tests for Christmas?

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Comment by Hsien

2007-07-28 15:58:10

“…who’s giving away DNA tests for Christmas?”

Yo mama.

/me runs away

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Comment by alicia

2007-07-28 16:05:27

LMAO! You win the prestigious award of giving me my first laugh out loud moment of this Saturday!

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