Comments on: New Line Genetics and SellMyDNA.com Offer $5,000 for Your DNA http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/ How will it change your life? Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:20:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: HeLL http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-56306 HeLL Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:07:38 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-56306 Silly monkeys didnt you read next generation.just sell it to our apparently very bored friends steal it back and when they send bounty hunters after you to steal back their property you can kill them and get away with it. Then you can do it over and over again they have a rite to reclaim there property you have a rite to protect yours. you'll be the first justified mass murder fun stuff kids. then crichton will make a book and <i>[profanity edited]</i> you on royalties.............then kill him to. Silly monkeys didnt you read next generation.just sell it to our apparently very bored friends steal it back and when they send bounty hunters after you to steal back their property you can kill them and get away with it.

Then you can do it over and over again they have a rite to reclaim there property you have a rite to protect yours.

you’ll be the first justified mass murder fun stuff kids.

then crichton will make a book and [profanity edited] you on royalties………….then kill him to.

]]> By: Anthony Martin http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-51230 Anthony Martin Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:55:14 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-51230 First of all, I had to check to see if it was Berkeley I attended. Indeed it was, and I'm horrified that I spelled it incorrectly. My deepest apologies, my friend. I believe I'll offer you double the lab estimate on your DNA sample, should you choose to donate. First of all, I had to check to see if it was Berkeley I attended. Indeed it was, and I’m horrified that I spelled it incorrectly.

My deepest apologies, my friend. I believe I’ll offer you double the lab estimate on your DNA sample, should you choose to donate.

]]> By: Hsien-Hsien Lei, PhD http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49550 Hsien-Hsien Lei, PhD Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:48:19 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49550 ndatmo, Gawd. How stupid can you get? Stop with the misspellings. ;) ndatmo, Gawd. How stupid can you get? Stop with the misspellings. ;)

]]> By: ndatmo http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49448 ndatmo Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:59:06 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49448 Yikes!...I can spell 'Berkeley' and 'richochet' right, but apparently 'DNA' was too much of a challenge. Sorry. Yikes!…I can spell ‘Berkeley’ and ‘richochet’ right, but apparently ‘DNA’ was too much of a challenge. Sorry.

]]> By: ndatmo http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49447 ndatmo Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:56:19 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49447 It is my fervent wish that no individuals who are completely devoid of a Sense of Humor be cloned. There is more to Life than spelling the Berkeley in California correctly. There is also tumbling to the humorous tone of this whole thing. My new plan is to quickly attend some political events and secure DND samples by shaking hands with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton (I categorically refuse to shake hands with a Republican candidate who thinks that being in Iraq for another 100 years is hunky dory...even for money). Either one will have a very tough road ahead and I think a few clones ricochet-ing around the World and The White House could be of tremendous help. A small group could be send ahead now to start steam-cleaning the joint to decontaminate it. It is my fervent wish that no individuals who are completely devoid of a Sense of Humor be cloned. There is more to Life than spelling the Berkeley in California correctly. There is also tumbling to the humorous tone of this whole thing.
My new plan is to quickly attend some political events and secure DND samples by shaking hands with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton (I categorically refuse to shake hands with a Republican candidate who thinks that being in Iraq for another 100 years is hunky dory…even for money). Either one will have a very tough road ahead and I think a few clones ricochet-ing around the World and The White House could be of tremendous help. A small group could be send ahead now to start steam-cleaning the joint to decontaminate it.

]]> By: Just Looking http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49316 Just Looking Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:21:27 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-49316 How come New Line Genetics does not have a physical address or phone number listed on their website? They also misspelled Berkeley on the site. How come New Line Genetics does not have a physical address or phone number listed on their website?

They also misspelled Berkeley on the site.

]]> By: studying student http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-45864 studying student Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:26:28 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-45864 I would give my DNA to the company for the betterment of mankind and training because i aspire to becoming a geneticist after high school I would give my DNA to the company for the betterment of mankind and training because i aspire to becoming a geneticist after high school

]]> By: ndatmo http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-28395 ndatmo Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:13:20 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-28395 I would like to get in early on this deal. And I'll be happy to sponsor Krissy P., who apparently has not realized that in the very near future it will be completely illegal to BOTH use a ridiculous or scatological name AND misspell Machiavellian. Krissy's DNA can be put up on the rack and 'adjusted' to reflect these punitive laws. Then everyone will be FP (FakePerfect) and will be allotted 1FI (Fake Imperfection) for the EN (Engineered Nostalgia) which will be popular far into the very short future of mankind. -2I (Minus 2 Imperfection) Penal colonies are not a good place to be...no one wants that. Except possibly Barbara Bush who is already heavy-invested in PPFMP (Privatized Prisons for Maximum Profits). I would like to get in early on this deal. And I’ll be happy to sponsor Krissy P., who apparently has not realized that in the very near future it will be completely illegal to BOTH use a ridiculous or scatological name AND misspell Machiavellian. Krissy’s DNA can be put up on the rack and ‘adjusted’ to reflect these punitive laws. Then everyone will be FP (FakePerfect) and will be allotted 1FI (Fake Imperfection) for the EN (Engineered Nostalgia) which will be popular far into the very short future of mankind. -2I (Minus 2 Imperfection) Penal colonies are not a good place to be…no one wants that. Except possibly Barbara Bush who is already heavy-invested in PPFMP (Privatized Prisons for Maximum Profits).

]]> By: Experiment9 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-28348 Experiment9 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:57:09 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-28348 The horrific future is upon us. We are all slaves owned by genetic tinkerers whom fancy themselves as GODS. This will surely expedite the end of our species and usher in an era of X-men like freaks or super-athletes that glow in the dark. " Or to have the visions of a bat or nine plus lives like a cat"...Pye DuBois The horrific future is upon us.
We are all slaves owned by genetic tinkerers whom fancy themselves as GODS.

This will surely expedite the end of our species and usher in an era of X-men like freaks or super-athletes that glow in the dark.

” Or to have the visions of a bat or nine plus lives like a cat”…Pye DuBois

]]> By: NAKED MEDICINE » Blog Archive » Would You Sell Your DNA? http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-16854 NAKED MEDICINE » Blog Archive » Would You Sell Your DNA? Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:18:09 +0000 http://www.eyeondna.com/2007/10/29/new-line-genetics-and-sellmydnacom/#comment-16854 [...] Dr. Hsien-Hsien Lei posted an interesting poll on her blog, Eye on DNA: “Would you sell your DNA?” (right column) based on a company that is literally offering people $5000 for their DNA. [...] [...] Dr. Hsien-Hsien Lei posted an interesting poll on her blog, Eye on DNA: “Would you sell your DNA?” (right column) based on a company that is literally offering people $5000 for their DNA. [...]

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